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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)