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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.