What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.