What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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They all had masters

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Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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I don't know, i just fly the drone

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I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.