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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon