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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

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What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.