What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty