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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger