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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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You look at your X and try to find out Y

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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The punchline is too long.

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Because of the towel ban

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Germany

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Walnuts

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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A hot dog.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!