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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!