What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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Holy crap.

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Lisa Frank

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.