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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.