What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

An Ig!

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!