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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy