What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.