Hot Dog Jokes

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

I'm the wiener!

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

A FRATwurst!

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

You are under arrest.

Take away its chair.

I like "Hot Dogs".

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

I'm a wiener!

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

A hot dog and a six pack.

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Because he only had Forints!

Under their covers.

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

When someone fed a genie alfredo

Evaporated milk

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Because he had fever!

She was losing interest.

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Because they knead dough.

Me: I didn't see you coming!

Hot Dog Jokes

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