A hot dog
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
I'm the wiener!
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Mustuuurd
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
A FRATwurst!
Frank
Moostard
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
A hot dog.
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
Hot dog!'
You are under arrest.
Take away its chair.
I like "Hot Dogs".
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
On a pun.
I'm a wiener!
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
A hot dog and a six pack.
Because he had fever!
It was just a matter of time.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
The man responded, "Like a glove".
My iPhone 6
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Should we walk home or take a dog
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
50 cents. That's Ludicris!
Gee, you knit
Mourning Sickness.
You suffer from pickled hearing!
