A hot dog
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
I'm the wiener!
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Mustuuurd
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
A FRATwurst!
Frank
Moostard
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
A hot dog.
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
Hot dog!'
You are under arrest.
Take away its chair.
I like "Hot Dogs".
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
On a pun.
I'm a wiener!
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
A hot dog and a six pack.
A hearti*choke*....
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Pants
Cats can't drive!
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
He said, "No man, clay chair."
Half a cheetah.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..
Incase onion rings
An autobiography.
A car-brrrrr-etor
Celine Dijon
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
What Ketchup