Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.