Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers