What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.