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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.