What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.