What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes