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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.