They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Cause the seaweed
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are
Bay-Con
On a beach near Boston.
Flop-Flops
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
I see the sea...
Because the beach never waved back.
There was no bikini atoll
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Sun of a beach
San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)
A San Diego
He was too concerned with the tan gent.
Because he was too far out mannnn.
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan
Sandy ego.
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
Ballroom blitz
Cross fit
Tan lines.
At the beach in San Diego.
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Because they always take things littorally
A tan gent.
Because it was more than 90 degrees.
Nothing, it just waved.
A "C" gull!
Carmen Sandy Eggo
A pocket full of shells.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Because they always blow their trunks off!
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
A dead one...
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
Bernie Sanders
To get to the other tide
Pair-a-dice.
Do you mind getting out of my son.
Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.
A hot dog.
A tangent
Because he was self-CONCH-ious.
A whale-barrow!
A sandwich.
Serifs up, dude!
Microwaves!
Sandy Claws.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Because secant tan
Sandy
Sandwitch
They both have Sandy Claws.
A tangent.
A speedo
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Because of the sand which is there.
Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
It kept crashing on the beach.
Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
Would you please move You're in my sun.
You sand it!
Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.
Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
Flip-Flips.
Thanks for all the sediment.
Because they might peel!
I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
It had no soul.
A walkie talkie!
They combined for 16 paws.
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
Uppsala
Because Boston has all the cups!
Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.
Well..it's not hard
All the mammaries made me want to go back there!
They didn't have enough pitchers.
Shotgun method
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
