Beach Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Because they find him very down to earth.

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He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Because it broke every branch of the law.

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A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

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