What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!