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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's there! Crewcut! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

What do you call a blad man with dandruff?

A Snowglobe!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.