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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach