How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach