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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How do you know Princess Diana has dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox.

How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach