What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled