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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow