What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow