What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow