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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow