What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow