What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

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Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad