What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.