What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

Previous Random Joke Next

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...