Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!