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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.