Why did the campfire turn into a forest...

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

Turn Rachmanin off.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.