Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.