Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.