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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.