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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.