Steam Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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Why are gold fish orange?

The water makes them rusty!

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.