Steam Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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User Jokes More User Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Mod Jokes More Mod Jokes

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor