Steam Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.