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3 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.