3 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Bad Haircut Jokes More Bad Haircut Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.