What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad