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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

Why

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.