What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread