What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!