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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..