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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.