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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?