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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Kermits finger

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?