What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

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You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.