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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.