What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.