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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.