What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.