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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why are violas so large?

It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.