What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music?

Logarithms

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.