What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.