What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

Music Minus One.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.