Viola.
You better C or you'll B
A viola burns longer.
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A violator.
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
Their mouth is moving.
A Cheetah.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Nep-tunes.
Hyphae
Discuss
They always scratch.
Quidditching
Irritable Brawls in Rome
Mine is a skittle.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
