Viola.
You better C or you'll B
A viola burns longer.
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A violator.
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
You have to drop the bomb twice.
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
A widow.
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
A party line!
A cross walk
Because i put on the wrong socks.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
Moo-sic!
Run/CMD
Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
