Viola.
You better C or you'll B
A viola burns longer.
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A violator.
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
Reebok bok bok
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Bison.
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
In case your other agus breaks.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
30 because that's peasants work.
You can feel his presents...
You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.
The bow is moving.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
