Viola.
You better C or you'll B
A viola burns longer.
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A violator.
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
They never stop lighting up.
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
It was a shih-tzu
A boomerang
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Matt
Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.
He was told not to play with his food.
Because it is next to the AC
Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
A paper jam.
Are & Be
