Viola.
You better C or you'll B
A viola burns longer.
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A violator.
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
Fore.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
They have a lot of boos but no water
A dead end.
He used the Cross Walk.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Ten-ish.
Stall
He stopped making cents.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
A boomerang
Everywhere.
