Viola.
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A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A violator.
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
A "C" gull!
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
It was a shih-tzu
A flat back four!
A flat miner
It is usually still in the case.
Enchantr.
Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
George Lucas.
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"