What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.