What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.