Lincoln, because he is in a cent.
He stopped making cents.
It just makes cents.
In cents
I'm in a cent.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Because he was in-a-cent!
I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Because he was always in a cent.
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Because it makes cents (sense).
The U.S. mint (cents)
Two cents
I'm-in-a-cent!
It makes cents.
Because it makes cents.
Because they don't make any cents.
Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
Because the dime had more cents.
It didn't make cents
The dime had more cents.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
Because this docent makes any cents.
He's got more money than cents
Because it didn't make any cents!
Because they make cents!
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
This is non-cents!
Because it had more cents
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
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It takes four years to get an election.
It's elected President.
Two buy four.
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
A guide to aging.
I set WHO free?
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
Nickelback
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Mini-mom wage.
Because education pays off in the long run!