Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents