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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.