Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.