Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head