Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!