Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!