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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know