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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.