Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.