Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it