Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.