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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.