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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.