How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office