How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

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What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Why is a hurricane called a hurricane?

If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane