How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.