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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.