Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!