Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille