Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog