Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog