What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime