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What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!