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What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime