How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81