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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.