How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots