How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.