He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.
You get very lumpy ice cream!
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
A chicken ceaser salad.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Crystal Methodists
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.