He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
LMAO
They're not black, and they're not people!
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.