They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fire.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
Open Toad sandals...
He wanted to work overtime.
Don't worry they'll tell you
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
