How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.