What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.