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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!