What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?

A)..... The Interpreter.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.