What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands