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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.