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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.