What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.