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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!