Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!