Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.