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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

What for?

Ref: The rest of the match!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.