Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!