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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton