He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
With breast tissue.
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.
You don't, you get down off a duck.
A Pair-a-ducks.
You hear about them but never see them
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Because he four feet.
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
