Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Who's there! Bellows! Bellows who?

Bellows me some money can I have it please!

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.