Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.