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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord