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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the highest number in the world?

420

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

When it slips out.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.