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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.