What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne