What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.