What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.