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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.