Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake