Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.