Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!