Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

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Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.