Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.