Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.