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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.