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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.