Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.