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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.