Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

Gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

Gorillas In The Mist!

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist