Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!