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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist