How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.