How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.