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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.