How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

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Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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The khrushchev

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He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.