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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Parenting Jokes More Parenting Jokes

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.