Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
Lou!
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!