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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?
There was a restraining order.
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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?
There was a restraining order.
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It was feeling.
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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?
There was a restraining order.
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Why did Jack get a restraining order?
Beanstalking.
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