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100 Foot Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.