What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.