What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.