What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.