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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.