Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.