How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?