How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.