How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

How many words does it take to start a car?

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10