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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.