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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10